E- What does God's bed look like?
M- Well, God doesn't ever sleep because he watches over us all the time. He never gets tired. He has special powers.
E- (incredulous) He doesn't ever get tired? Not ever? How does He watch everyone at once? Does He have 10 eyes?
M- I'm not sure. Maybe.
E- We'll have to ask Him when we go to Heaven.
E is quiet for about 15 seconds
E- Does God toot? (AKA fart)
M- Um, I'm not sure.
E- We'll ask Him that when we go to Heaven too.......Mama, can we go to Heaven tomorrow?
Let's hope not, little one. Not just yet.
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