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7.09.2011

bedtime conversation

Don't know WHERE this one came from tonight, but man, was I ever laughing.

E- What does God's bed look like?

M- Well, God doesn't ever sleep because he watches over us all the time. He never gets tired. He has special powers.

E- (incredulous) He doesn't ever get tired? Not ever? How does He watch everyone at once? Does He have 10 eyes?

M- I'm not sure. Maybe.

E- We'll have to ask Him when we go to Heaven.

E is quiet for about 15 seconds

E- Does God toot? (AKA fart)

M- Um, I'm not sure.

E- We'll ask Him that when we go to Heaven too.......Mama, can we go to Heaven tomorrow?

Let's hope not, little one. Not just yet.

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